Blast!

Actual Post headline went for the less zany but more respectful "Miracle on the Hudson."

Here's who won Gawker's contest:

http://gawker.com/5133347/our-miracle-on-the-hudson-headline-winner#viewcomments

Pretty good, but didn't make me laugh out loud the way "Hundreds of Roasted Peanuts Feared Missing" did for some reason.